Thursday, 21 February 2013

Planes Trains and Automobiles



The last couple of days have been a bit of a round Europe wiz…. I started off in London on the Friday morning before flying to Zurich via Dusseldorf which was the cheapest way by some considerable margin and had the added benefit of leaving from my local airport. After I arrived in Zurich I checked the arrangements for the flight the next day, picked up the boarding cards and caught the shuttle but to my hotel. An hour later I was out of the hotel and back to the airport to catch the train downtown to meet my customer at the stage door of the venue to go through the arrangements and hand over the boarding cards so she could distribute them to the passengers. I was fortunate that the customer had made arrangements for me to be invited to the gig which is always great. I am sure I looked out of place though as everyone else was in groups or couples and I was “billy no mates” on my own. This was the first time I have been to a gig in Switzerland and I was surprised to see a number of large signs warning about excessive noise and possible Tinnitus from attending the event. Every person was given a set of disposable ear plugs before they went to their seats, very odd. The gig itself was fantastic as always and at 10:30 I was outside the venue and running for the train that I made by moments as I did the 11PM connecting shuttle bus to the hotel.

The next day I was tasked with looking after the personal baggage of the group and ensuring that it is all checked in without problems, there are 122 passengers and 233 bags at a total of 5077Kgs the heaviest bag being 42Kgs. The porters and check in staff were very efficient and I managed to get the baggage processed within 45 minutes of it arriving at the airport.
 
The flight was a short one to Turin being just 40 minutes in length and passing over the alps at quite a low level, As ever they were stunning after arriving in Turin it took me about 45 minutes with the porters to get the baggage loaded onto the trucks and away to the hotel leaving me just needing to get home. The person in charge of the baggage trucks very kindly offered me a lift to Turin central station. It turns out he must be a wanabee tram driver, at least that’s what I assume he was because when we hit the outskirts of town he decided to dispense with the road and drive down the tram tracks. This was fine until we caught up with a tram and then we had to also stop at the tram stops.  After a couple of stops he got bored with this and pulled out and drove the next three miles on the “wrong track” before re-joining the road system to drop me at the station, Fortunately there were no oncoming trams. Strange as it sounds It did not seem to be unsafe at all, just very odd.
 
 The next stage of the journey was to Milan central station which it turns out is another amazing and vast building not unlike Leipzig Hbf. Finally it was the bus to Bergamo and then the Ryanair flight home and the end of another 19 hour day


Stating the obvious


take a look at the allergy advice on this jar of English Mustard .... contains Mustard, are there really people so stupid that they need to publish this?

Lost in translation


do they accept clothes as well?