Stealing Electricity

Most airports were designed well before the massive increase in “personalised electronic products” and the only reason for installing plug sockets was to allow the cleaners to plug in their floor polishers. Now if you pass through an airport you will see people sat in all sorts of places often on the floor to be near a plug socket. Luton Airport however seems to have got fed up with everyone stealing their electricity and locked up all the plug points.

Unbelievable parking

to the right of the photograph is a primary school, this photograph was taken at 3:20 on  a chool day, just behind me is a zebra crossing. When I called Tesco to complain they initially said no one was available but rang me shortly afterwards to say they had spoken to the driver and he was new and Polish !! 

A generous offer

The offer suggests that you should try something new, and then gives you a choice of only four different red wines

9/11 Memorial

During the Holiday we took a few moments out to visit the newly opened 9/11 memorial site. I had very mixed feelings about visiting and we only spent about 15 minutes there, in the end I found it a very emotional experience. The memorial itself is very well designed and really conveys the enormity of the event. The footprint of each of the towers has been dug out to a depth of about 5 stories and each of the walls has been turned into a giant waterfall around this waterfall are the names of everyone who died in that tower. Several of the women’s names have “and her unborn child” next to them. 

What I could not understand was the number of people taking photographs of family members posing around the memorial. Why on earth do you want a photograph of your family standing next to the one surviving tree from the event or next to the list of names of everyone who died?

EU261/2004

I recently benefited from an awful piece of European legislation, and whilst I am financially better off it demonstrates why the industry is in such bad shape. Several months ago we booked a family holiday in the US; the ticket price for the four of us routing London-New York and Washington - London was £1877.42. Of that my itinerary tells me that £1221.72 was “taxes and fees” leaving just £656, or 35% of the total paid, as the airfare. I am not proposing to get into a discussion here about the ridiculously low amount of the fare goes to the airline but I am sure that they have received some of the “fees and taxes” in addition to the airfare under the guise of a fuel surcharge and its not quite as bad as it looks.

On the day of departure I received a notification via blackberry travel that our flight had been delayed from midday to 10PM and that the aircraft had been down gauged from an A330 to a B767. We arrived at the airport by 9AM and went straight to the ticket desk where I was told that there was no chance of a transfer to another flight as it was Easter and everything was full. I then quoted my knowledge of the “EU261 legislation” at that point I was offered the option of leaving at 8AM the following morning some 20 hours late and by way of compensation we would be offered overnight accommodation at Heathrow including Lunch and Dinner as well as £500 per head. At the industry rates I believe that the Hotel accommodation would have costs them £150 so the total cost of our offload would have been about £2150. Due to the down gauging of the aircraft they were looking for 77 volunteers. I will point out that this was “voluntary compensation” paid in order to encourage us to offload but the value of this was driven by the “EU261” compensation levels.

European regulation 261/2004 sets out to determine the levels of compensation that should be paid if flights are cancelled or if a flight is overbooked and some passengers are involuntarily offloaded. Delays were incorporated into the legislation after it was discovered that Airlines were avoiding paying out by delaying flights instead of cancelling them. The levels of compensation have been set at eye watering levels as the table below shows.
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2004:046:0001:0007:EN:PDF

A flight of less that 1500KM delayed over 2 hours....... €250
A flight greater than 1500KM within Europe delayed over 3 hours...... €400
A flight of between 1501KM and 3500KM delayed over 3 hours..... €400
A flight not within the EU of greater than 3500KM delayed over 4 hours.......€600

At todays exchange rates this means that the airline was legally obliged to compensate us to the value of £490 for the 10 hour delay. Bearing in mind that we had only paid £469.43 of which about £200 was actually going to the airline they were paying out compensation on 150% of the money that they had been paid for providing the service. Which other industry is subject to these levels of legally enforceable compensation levels? Can you imagine buying a car for £10,000 and because the garage delivered it a week late the garage was required to pay you £15,000 compensation AND give you the car.

As you can imagine the airlines are resisting the pay outs and there have been a number of legal cases against airlines who are trying to find ways to resist paying.

Jetlag

I arrived in Bangkok at 06:00 local and arrived at my hotel at 08:00. I had not slept on the aircraft and my body clock was telling me it was time for sleep, it being 1AM in London. Knowing the conference was going to start at 3PM Bangkok time I opted for three hours sleep and was up and about. After the first session there was a networking event that finished at about 10PM (3PM in London) I went to bed and have managed some broken sleep. It is now 3AM in Bangkok and I am awake again. The conference starts again at 9AM and will finish after a networking dinner at about 10PM tonight, I have three sales presentations to give to people I have never met before so I need to be on my game. I am hoping the adrenalin will see me though the day.

oh an why the picture of the boat, they go up and down the river all day and I wondered what they were carrying. A quick Google search tells Thailand is one of the largest rice exporters in the world and they are carrying rice down river to the coastal ports.

Thailand

I am on my way to a conference in Bangkok, a place I dislike intensely. It has nothing to do with the Thailand, Bangkok or the Thai people and everything to do with western Tourists. I currently courtesy of BMi Diamond club have access to a VIP Lounge at Heathrow and even there I could not escape it. There was a middle to early old aged gentleman in the lounge who was traveling on the same fight as me to he was on his mobile sorting out his divorce whilst telling the person next to him what a great place Thailand was, I will leave you to guess what his “holiday plans” involved. At the gate there was a party of males inn their early 20’s who were going to Pataya for “the action” I am sat on the aircraft ant the economy cabin has a significant number of middle aged single males as every flight to Bangkok seems to have. I suspect none of them will be visiting the temples and other cultural sights whilst they are there and none of them will respect the Thai Culture which I suspect they are oblivious to. Thailand is a relatively cheap place to visit and it is possible to “splash the cash” and attract a lot of local women who are not in the bars out of choice and simply trying to find a better life. I see this as a form of abuse and I hate the place and will likely stay in my hotel for the entire duration of the conference.

and just in case you were wondering, I downloaded the picture from the internet